Have you ever read a two sentence horror story? This blog entry has a bunch of such stories. My favorite of the lot is:
Drawing inspiration from this, I have created my own two sentence horror stories:
Drawing inspiration from this, I have created my own two sentence horror stories:
- My wife decides to rearrange the toiletries. I learn about this rearrangement only after using my razor for my tongue cleaner.
- Late one night, as I am backing my car using the backing camera I see an image of a child suddenly appears on the screen. I turn around to look but there is nothing behind and yet he still appears on the screen.
- My phone rings. It says I am calling, displays my own number and has a picture of me with eyes bleeding blood.
- Went out for a run with my RunKeeper app on. After a few hours the RunKeeper statistics shows me having run 500miles in 100hours and burning 30,000calories.
- Went to sleep cuddling Kate Upton. Woke up in the arms of Susan Boyle.
- Sat with a bottle of beer in front of the evening news. The breaking news showed my wife wanted for my murder.
- Selected text, hit control c, switched windows, hit control v, it pasted a picture of me taken that very moment. My laptop has no camera.
My editor (my wife) and a few special friends who get a sneak preview before I publish found these stories more humorous than horror.
What’s your opinion?
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